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today while i was out, my phone ran out of battery so i had to use a telephone box to call my mum to pick me up before i evaporated in the sun and look what i found in it
a potato
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half of my dashboard is eurovision and half is bananas this is a circle of hell isnt it
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crying because boys
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i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
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i don’t know how to show my affection without feeling like a huge loser so i just insult people
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I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.
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